What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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