just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
True college students do jello shots in the library
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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