kristin has been a bad kristin
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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