some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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