I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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