i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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