Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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