Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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