Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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