i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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