Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
