I cockslap morals
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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