Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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