i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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