I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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