He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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