its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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