so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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