is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Come see our sink grown plant.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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