the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
