Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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