i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.