mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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