Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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