If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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