I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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