so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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