there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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