at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You need a sexual gate keeper
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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