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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Text me some of your sweat
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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