Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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