So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
