I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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