I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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