Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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