The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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