we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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