Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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