I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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