i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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