That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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