Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
A+ Viking dick
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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