JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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