My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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