bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend