Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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