Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I love you. Go after that dick
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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