Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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