you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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