do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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