I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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