It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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