I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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