I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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