Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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