Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
All the doctor said was why
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